do I really have to tell you how I feel about tribal tattoos?
(Source: imboycrazy.com)
when in doubt of who a person might be, or if you two have ever met, just say what I say: ‘hi, you look familiar. have we ever made out?’
I’ve been catching up on The Blind Leading The Blinds on ImBoyCrazy for the past hour.
Yeah, Alexi Wasser is annoying, but a lot of the things she writes on her blog are way too relevant to me. I thought these were worth noting or funny or both.
- 2011 is all about friends. or was it ‘fucking’. shit, i can’t remember… i know it starts with an ‘f’. I’m pretty sure it’s ‘friends’. my bad. good luck. xo
- summer 2011 is ALL about crop tops! YES, side boob is still WAY in.. but we’re giving ourselves the option of under boob!
- when you invite someone into your house (like a date or a friend or whatevs) ALWAYS offer them something to drink you BONEHEAD! And give them a tour of your place too! Personally, whenever I get to the bedroom portion of my tour, I like to say ‘this is where the magic happens.’ I hope it doesn’t sound rote now.
- its always the short guys you don’t expect to have a huge dick, that have a huge dick and are experts/wizard-masters at eating pussy. Actually NOT always. But it’s a numbers game, so gamble a little and I swear to god, you’ll be happily surprised at LEAST once.
- ask yourself this: do you like him, or is he just a conquest/are you just trying to collect his love/rip his heart out and put it on your wall? Cuz that shit is evil and ego driven. So know what you’re up to and try your hardest to avoid hurting someone when you KNOW it can be prevented!
